The Mighty Mighty Rudds

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Friday, September 12, 2008

Scary situation...

So I just put this site meter on my blog to keep track of who is on the blog and that sort of stuff. It is kind of cool to see what places people come from and how long they are on ..by the way who lives in Dayton, Ohio? Anyway...the first day that I had it on I kept checking it because I was excited about my new feature (yes I am a dork and sometimes I find fulfillment in ways that to the everyday human may not be very exciting) and because I have no life. Every stinking time I got on Scottsdale,AZ qwest.net was on my freaking blog!! 10:30pm, 11:42, 6:00a.m, 7:37.42 a.m....then the perv was on it for like two hours one time and I literally started panicing. I mean I have heard stories about people getting worried because some random person in Russia (or dayton, Ohio?) kept getting on their blog, but this was Scottsdale, my neighbor and I kept thinking in my imaginative little brain that I was only a trip on the I10 to the I17 (or whatever freeway you take from there to here-maybe the 101 I really don't know) from being the latest breaking news case in the middle of CSI. I can only imagine that it would be important enough to interrupt CSI but not quite important enough to interrupt something like Big Brother since CSI is on like EVERY SINGLE NIGHT, but that is beside the point. By the by -I hate it when they interrupt my shows for some stupid news brief on the latest palm tree that fell over on someone's car while they were at wal-mart price matching. Getting back now...I went into my blog right away and removed the names of my kids- (no they are not named Numero Uno, dos, tres, quatrro,sorry to disappoint, although that would be very funny I dare you...) and told myself that when I had more time I would go into all old posts and remove all name references. Then I was totally prepared to get a comment on my last post like, "IT"S ME AND I AM STANDING RIGHT BEHIND YOU!" (wicked laugh and knife stabbing motion and I swear I hear the pyscho stabbign sound in my head)So I kept checking out the sitemeter and it kept saying that pervboy was on and I kept getting off and trying to go about my day but then I would come back and check again and he was still there and this time he was a chester molester. I called Tait ready to tell him to come home and FIX THIS SOME HOW!! And then I noticed something very strange...a pattern...an odd pattern...could it be true? Could it be that Scottsdale, AZ qwest.net was, Holy cow... me. IDIOT!

11 comments:

Strong Family - said...

That's hilarious! Did you know that you can go to your sitemeter account and change it so it does not show when you are on? :-)

Tassi Smith said...

That is funny to find out that it is not a pervboy but a pervgirl. Bethany stop stalking your family's blog.

Becca said...

I am LAUGHING!!! Thanks for making my day!

Emily K. said...

That's great. I added the sitemeter for awhile, but took it off, when I saw that only my family and a few friends were reading my blog. I loved your story!

Smith Clan said...

I can picture myself freaking out over something like that. You are too funny.

john and steph said...

That waa so funny, thanks!

MJ said...

Classic! I did that for 3 seconds and figured out it was me. Luckily mine said South Jordan, but I could see the confusion over Scottsdale. Seriously, though, if it happens again, and it's not you, just go private.

Melting away in Phoenix said...

Leave it to you for a good laugh! I love it! I actually just did that tonight when my site-meter report was sent and it said that Gilbet, AZ was on my site for 2 hours. Well it was me on my site, but looking at other sites off of mine! I kinda got worried then realized it was me. I am glad you can make these situations into a good story:)

Palmer family said...

Hi Bethany! So, I don't know if Lisa told you or not, but here it goes....I am coming to town and want to see/meet some chicas for lunch so tell anyone that might be interested. We are meeting at Crazy Sub (by Westwood HS) at 12:30pm for lunch on Friday Sept 26th. I hope you can at least pop in and say HI if not stay and eat and visit with those that come!! Linds
PS- anyone is invited!

Jamie Smith said...

I think Dayton, Ohio might be Jocelyn, but I could be totally wrong there.

Nettie said...

That is HILARIOUS!!!!